Am i an old maid/old lady?

Well she's to old for thegypseysailor.

No because it's 2015 not 1815.

You aren't old at all.

28? Your still young dear.

You are not old! I don't know if you're a lady or not, but what century are you in to even use the expression "old maid"?

No, you're not old at all. You won't be old until 37 (or 36 if you'll be 29 later this year) years from now in my opinion.

absolutely! either that or your have just quit being a nun.