If I were to be a god, I wouldn't be Rat-God... I would be Pornstar-God. people who want saving can suck my peace pipe of awesomeness and it will bless them with the Milk Of Magnificence. It also comes in 2% low fat.
Men who drink from my peace pipe of awesomeness will gain an extra 2.5 inches in penis size. Women will obtain a tiny little elf that sits atop their shoulder and tells them that they do not look fat in those jeans.
I will single-third-leggedly bring peace to the planet by ridding the sexes of their insecurities and by nuking Korea. Coz fuck Korea.
I will be your Messiah. I will make you taste the freshness. I can be your hero. Baby.
And I won't have a holy book. It will be available in dvd format. For I am your saviour of misbehaviour.
Am I a god?
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If I were to be a god, I wouldn't be Rat-God... I would be Pornstar-God. people who want saving can suck my peace pipe of awesomeness and it will bless them with the Milk Of Magnificence. It also comes in 2% low fat.
Men who drink from my peace pipe of awesomeness will gain an extra 2.5 inches in penis size. Women will obtain a tiny little elf that sits atop their shoulder and tells them that they do not look fat in those jeans.
I will single-third-leggedly bring peace to the planet by ridding the sexes of their insecurities and by nuking Korea. Coz fuck Korea.
I will be your Messiah. I will make you taste the freshness. I can be your hero. Baby.
And I won't have a holy book. It will be available in dvd format. For I am your saviour of misbehaviour.