Am i a dirty old man? fucking strange feeling.

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How fast does time go by. I will turn 62 this fall. While out walking my dog today, I came across a young woman of about 20 or 21. Nice body. Nice ass in a pair of tight jeans. When I realized how young she was, and the fact that I had gotten a total rock-hard one watching her, I felt a little ashamed of myself. Like some old fart pervert. Is this normal? Am I at the age where getting a hard-on from seeing a young hot 20 something means that I should be ashamed of myself. I certainly meant the young lady no harm. And even if I did, she could simply run away from me. No way I could come close to outrunning her. But it did make me feel kind of dirty and creepy. Is this a normal sign of rapidly approaching old age?

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago | pl

    hey at least you can still get a rock hard one. I was watching this really bad movie called Bubba Ho-Tep where Elvis is in fact alive resigned to an old folks home and an attractive young female visitor is in the room and she bends over and Elvis's voiceover goes
    "I felt something down below I hadn't felt in a long time, like the flutter of a dying pigeon"

    I laughed for almost 5 minutes over that.

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    • TrustMeImLying
      9 years ago

      Oh god the mental image

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  • (s)aint
    9 years ago

    normal, at least you are aware of the fact that most 20 year olds would look at you as too old for them. I have had ... far too many incidents with old creeps

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Is this you, then?
    Sitting on the park bench, eying little girls with bad intent.
    Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.

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    • sexysonofsam
      9 years ago

      No, but it sure sounds a lot like me, oh Aqualung my friend!

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  • Flybouy
    9 years ago

    Are you crazy? I am 68 and get a hard on all the time. Nothing wrong with getting a hard on while looking at a hot young or old woman. As long as everything is still working, I say use it as often as you can.

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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    Keep on keepin on old timer. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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  • golden_showers
    9 years ago

    yes it's normal to be an over the hill, dirty, horny old man.

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    • pantyrose
      9 years ago

      lol

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  • Asstastics
    9 years ago

    Don't offer candy, drugs, or rides to these little girls either. You are creepy enough to smile at them with a boner in your pants.

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  • sarah8
    9 years ago

    as long as you mean no harm it's ok.. i guess?... and if you do and the girl has to outrun you then it's creepy even to think about it.

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  • Mersaphe
    9 years ago

    I guess it sucks getting old

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    • sexysonofsam
      9 years ago

      Nope it sucks more being dead or dying young! now that is a real bummer....

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  • CoraCook
    9 years ago

    I miss Ed so much! Only dirty old man I ever met and loved. French roll and small decaf every morning. Ah, Ed, the accountant.... Such fun!

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  • Asstastics
    9 years ago

    Shame on you bad bad grandpa. Your boner spoke for you. Better to masturbate to teen porn on the internet than to voyeuristically spy on little girls while you stroke your cock. Happy fapping.

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    • captblood44
      9 years ago

      dude. if you're lucky, one of these days, you'll be old too. time flies. and if you're even luckier, you'll get hard wood when you're 62. LOL

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      • Asstastics
        9 years ago

        Yes of course. Then shouldn't he stick his hard cock into a 62 year old grandma? If he were normal, he would be looking at grandma porn. But he sounds like he would rather give candy to little girls.

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  • tripw7
    9 years ago

    Hey, you are quite normal. Enjoy it! It's a good feeling to have that kind of reaction.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I would suggest porn, but I'm sure you are well acquainted with it, very disturbing post old man.

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  • Tarkio
    8 years ago

    Find an attractive older woman to look at. Many have excellent bodies. A 20 year old should look like a child to you. Baby boomers have been brainwashed to believe only young woman are attractive. This is because in the youth worshipping 70's and60's woman aged quickly and didn't stay in shape. Now a 50 year old can look better than women in their 30's and even 20's. It's a new age baby boomer.

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  • iluvboth
    9 years ago

    older men have been obsessed with young pussy since the beginning of time

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    Having a hard on at 62 by far outweighs being dead by 62! Carpe Diem....

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  • theoldtimer
    9 years ago

    I watched granny porn last night. I watched my wife get undressed. First of all, OP, you are not that old yet. I'm 83. The last time I got a hard on Obama was still in the senate. Keep that pole as stiff as it can get for as long as you can. You'll miss it. Believe me.

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  • TheMightyOz
    9 years ago

    My cock is always limp. It doesn't work at all. I am just pathetic.

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  • richmanjoe
    9 years ago

    It might be hard (no pun intended) for a 62 year old to get a 20 year old unless you are in great shape, but someone in her early 30's is doable.

    I'm over 45 and the average age of women I bed is 22, and that average hasn't budged in 20 years. (It also takes two 18 year olds to make up for one 30 year old when I slip up)

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    • Tarkio
      8 years ago

      Find attractive older women to look at. There are plenty with excellent bodies. The young girls should look like children to you! You baby boomers have been brainwashed to believe that only young women are attractive because you were submerged in the youth worshipping 60's and 70's. A 50 year old woman now can look 30 where back in the 60 'a women aged quickly and didn't stay I'm shape.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I think its normal to be turned on by attractive people but you know...it is a bit unseemly, an older guy watching young chicks at the park. Why don't you jerk off in the morning so you don't pop hard ons all day?
    On the other hand a lot of younger guys cant get it up at all so be grateful for that.

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