Alright, you better listen this time

Listen here, you big darn doodyheads. Some of you buttmunches have been saying that I throw like a girl, and that I sing nursery rhymes while riding around on my pretty pink princess tricycle. I just want you goobers to know that I'm not standing for your crud, I raid the girls' restroom because of what a big kid I am. You think I mess up my diapers on a regular basis? You're asking for a nuggie, buttmunch. I haven't used diapers OR pooped myself in 2 weeks, I'm a black belt in Potty Training, but I can easily forget to flush if one of you buttfaces needs a swirlie. There is a catapult inside of me, and you'll see just how bad a dodgeball hurts if you tell me one more time I throw like a girl. You lame-os better stop fooling around if you wanna live to see recess. I've been to time out before, and I can easily go back if you doofuses don't cut it out. The teacher can't save you, there's no PTA meeting that can make this a place safe from my influence.

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  • Mary had a little pig she could not stop it grunting
    She took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump in

    Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese
    Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his knees

    Little Jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye
    He never looked at the pretty girls but he smiled when the boys went by

    Up all night and sleep all day really my desire
    I tried it once but it would not work out 'cause the pussy caught fire.

    Old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone
    When she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his own.

    Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over candle stick
    Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fire!

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  • Beautiful

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  • ...buttmunch

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  • Cute.

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  • I’m sorry sir. You must be 18 years of age to buy cigarettes.

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  • This is a baby post, kid acts like a kid and hasn't grown up, I hope my last meal of ultimate box from Kentucky Fried doesn't get me rammed in a trike by small boy who throws temper tantrum with adults he thinks is like him because somebody said he throws like a girl.

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  • I hate when that happens.

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  • What a ridiculous post.

    I know plenty of girls that could out throw you.

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    • I'm gonna make you look like Dillon's macaroni art. You'd better enjoy snack time, kid, you've eaten your last cookie.

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      • You couldn’t throw your way out of a wet macaroni bag.

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        • You hear that, fart-smeller? You're getting the tricycle revved up, it's about to leave tracks all over you.

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