Alright, you better listen this time
Listen here, you big darn doodyheads. Some of you buttmunches have been saying that I throw like a girl, and that I sing nursery rhymes while riding around on my pretty pink princess tricycle. I just want you goobers to know that I'm not standing for your crud, I raid the girls' restroom because of what a big kid I am. You think I mess up my diapers on a regular basis? You're asking for a nuggie, buttmunch. I haven't used diapers OR pooped myself in 2 weeks, I'm a black belt in Potty Training, but I can easily forget to flush if one of you buttfaces needs a swirlie. There is a catapult inside of me, and you'll see just how bad a dodgeball hurts if you tell me one more time I throw like a girl. You lame-os better stop fooling around if you wanna live to see recess. I've been to time out before, and I can easily go back if you doofuses don't cut it out. The teacher can't save you, there's no PTA meeting that can make this a place safe from my influence.