A thank you for the anonymous gold

I want to thank whichever one of you generous weirdos kindly gifted me my first ever gold 2 hours ago. The last 2 days of my life have been like a tall drink of mid-July dumpster juice and coming onto this swamp to find your gift really lifted my spirits. I have been shocked and disgusted on here many times but have never before been moved. Now after nearly 10 years on is it normal I can finally have a month of the black user name I’ve always lusted after.

Thanks mysterious anon.

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  • The gold I was gifted today was anonymous too; thank you whoever you are

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    • Maybe they are gifting all the asexuals? We should keep an eye out for ThatOneGuy and see if he’s gone gold too.

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      • Lloyd and I aren't asexual

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        • RIP to that theory. Unless there are 2 benefactors who happened to pick the same day, which seems unlikely.

          I understand that they want to stay anonymous but was it someone you talk to often or more of a background character?

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          • It seems like it was planned, like a group effort to send gold. Maybe as a social experiment, to see what each person with gold does?

            I don't want reveal any identifying markers about them, I'm guessing they wanted them all to be anonymous

            I did send them a message and I got a reply which seemed to hint they didn't wanna talk about it. So maybe it was just to send gold to people they liked or thought were interesting?

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  • Soon someone will reveal themselves to whom they did it to you.

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  • I have a theory who did it

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    • Maybe it's some millionaire guy, or something.

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    • Who?

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      • Maybe The Management.

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        • I suspected that too, that they were giving out free samples to regular users to get us hooked. However I’ve noticed RoseIsabella and a few other frequent commenters haven’t been given gold despite being obvious candidates.

          I don’t see why it would need be anonymous either, I would see being noticed by management as an asset to the site a compliment. I suspect it’s the same person who accidentally revealed themself to Shinobi, unless Shinbi IS the mysterious benefactor...

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  • Oooh everyone has gold now.

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  • I was gifted gold as well ☺️

    But I know who since mine wasn't anonymous 😋

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    • Omfg me too! I feel like Mr. T, just looking fabulous wearing gold like a boss Saudi pimp.

      Awww thank you, mysterious beneficiary. That's such a nice thing to do.

      Bling bling, motherfucker

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    • Do you think it’s the same person?

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      • I'm not sure

        I'm guessing a few different people since I seem to be the anomaly in my gift not being anonymous, unless they forgot to hit it. But I would suspect making the same purchase for several people they would try to be cognizant of being anonymous for each one, unless by the time they got to me they were ready to be done

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        • How many of us got gold you think? I would make a post but I'm shadow banned and all my posts are invisible to you guys.

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          • At least five have said so here

            I saw your thank you post, although it was after this one blew up

            I think if your karma is good enough your posts go up immediately, and if not it needs to be moderated. I've scrolled through the recent posts and have seen new ones pop up after a few days, in the order they were submitted I'm guessing but not revealed until approved. Just a bunch though, I don't really know how it works

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          • Just out of blonde curiosity, how do you know you're shadow banned?

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  • Yeah I have no idea who gave me mine too

    Still thx whomever you are.

    Maybe we got an invite to the illuminati

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  • lol

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  • I guess I was gifted it as well

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