5 pounds of nonfat blueberry yogurt

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Am i okay im trying to eat 5 pounds of nonfat blueberry yogurt dont ask me why
5 pounds
I ate 4 ounces so far but this is such a horrid job i hate it so much i feel like i keep losing focus and im getting a headache. The yogurt smells like metal now, but its fresh yogurt
Dont ask me why i have this yogurt or how i got it plwase help me its so mcuh

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    If you're lactose-intolerant, this is a recipe for a toilet-disaster.

    If the yogurt is low-calorie and sweetened with sorbitol, you're also likely to spend a lot of time on the can, since sorbitol is a laxative in high doses.

    If it's sweetened with sugar, the worst that's going to happen is that you'll gain a little weight and it will be a long time before you want to taste blueberry yogurt again.

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    • momgetthecamera
      3 years ago

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      super important
      Artificial sweeteners can really cause you pain in the wrong amount, agony. None of us want that for you.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        3 years ago

        Not lactose intolerant, but thanks for the concern there. Ive been eating it for three days straight now, and i can tell you the only side effect is it fucking up my memory and i didnt even know that was possible

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        • momgetthecamera
          3 years ago

          Why voluntarily do that?? XD

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    sounds like a wastea good food & toilet paper

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    I had to reread this and I’m still not quite understanding.

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    • raisinbran
      3 years ago

      The person is mentally ill.

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  • SmokeEverything
    3 years ago

    Please give us updates as to how this is progressing

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Last night i swore i could see through walls
      Ive eaten 6 more ounces of nonfat blueberry yogurt and i cannot tell you what is real anymore
      I think the metal of my spoon is wearing away

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  • Mammal-lover
    3 years ago

    I mean nonfat is worse than with fat. So I'd just throw that garbage

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    Haha imperial measurement is so stupid 😂

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