(males) how do you dispose of cum after masturbating in bed?

I don't masturbate in bed. I just masturbate in front of the computer with a napkin next to me, so that when I'm about to cum I just shoot it in that. Easy clean up and no mess.

Shamwow

I don't just jizz all over myself. I have class damn it.

I rub it all over my body.

I can't believe that I'm the first to say...

...on your mom...

Gotta love the classics ;P

I rub it all into my balls so it can be absorbed back in by osmosis, meaning I haven't wasted anything.

I'm not wasting this good stuff, so I'm eating it :P

I do it in the toilet. Clean, private, and easily disposable.

I'm 36 and my son 16 and we both masturbate in bed. We use small towels. That's it.

i have a special blanket i keep under my bed and i just lay underneath it and just cum in to that i wash often dont worry

Nun yo business.

roll over and spew on the rug

I keep saying I won't but then...time to wash the sheets again :(

With a balloon (you might need to cut the end a bit so it'll fit).