On a transatlantic flight, three porn stars and their director ended up sitting all around me. I made the "mile high club" with one of the porn starlets.
I ducked out of my hotel room to put my room service tray in the hall and accidentally locked myself out naked. I had to go down to the lobby to get a new key wearing only two small plants I grabbed from the floor's elevator lobby.
I was chased by a pack of wild dogs through the woods. When they cornered me, I hid behind some bushes and had an out-of-body experience. They acted like they lost my scent and trotted away.
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On a transatlantic flight, three porn stars and their director ended up sitting all around me. I made the "mile high club" with one of the porn starlets.
I ducked out of my hotel room to put my room service tray in the hall and accidentally locked myself out naked. I had to go down to the lobby to get a new key wearing only two small plants I grabbed from the floor's elevator lobby.
I was chased by a pack of wild dogs through the woods. When they cornered me, I hid behind some bushes and had an out-of-body experience. They acted like they lost my scent and trotted away.