2 lies and 1 truth

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago | pl

    I think I'm more honest on iin than I probably should be so a lot of things that probably would be secrets to people aren't with me, ha, I joined to be more open now I have a problem with being too open, so I can't really think of much that's secretive ( that I'd actually share ) so my ones probably aren't the kind of thing you're after but I'll have a go

    I once slipped on a banana peel and crashed through a college window while the people inside were mid lesson

    I once met Stephen fry in a costa coffe in Milton Keynes and had a chat about the book he'd just finished

    I once genuinely made the cliché joke a reality by asking an overweight woman when she was due, she teared up, slapped me and called me a piece of shit

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    • eastbeast
      8 years ago | pl

      2nd one is a lie, Stephen wouldn't be seen dead in Costa or MK.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago | pl

      Is the third one true? lol

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago | pl

        Nope,

        I actually slipped on a banana peel while going down the grassy slope next to my classroom at college, hit the window smashing it :s

        I'd only ever seen it on cartoons before but banana peel on a muddy slope is like ice haha

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          I didn't think that slipping on a banana peel was actually possible. Did you get hurt from the incident? Did you get in trouble for breaking the window?

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            8 years ago | pl

            I didn't either to be honest but the grass was wet, muddy and sloped so pretty much any smooth surface probably would have had the same effect, just so happened it was banana

            Only minor grazings on my elbow and forearm, and that's what I was expecting, the moment it happens I had a sinking feeling I was going to be suspended but the opposite happened, it was a high traffic area and for ages people had said someone was going to get injured, I think they were more concerned I was going to take action than anything else, the teachers immediately shouted and told me I'll pay for the damage with my education mantainance allowance but someone higher up actually took me aside asked exactly what happened and apologised and told me that measures would be taken to make sure nothing like this happens again!

            I left soon after but apparently it's concrete steps now instead of the muddy slope

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