I left JC Penny heart broken

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  • Well I'm not four ft tall

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    • *Music soars*

      Let's get down to business because its time to train!!!!

      *Chang battles with his sexuality confusions*

      *Mulan tries to prove that she can be a man*

      *AG lifts weights aspiring to the heights of Russian weightlifters*

      HAAGGGUAH!!!!!

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      • Perhaps I may carry u...off into the sunset

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        • *Take me*

          *Faints*

          *As AG falls, the veins on her steroid looking arms become less prominent, her muscles less explosive with Chinese Testosterone*

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          • But u had said earlier u weren't strong enough to carry me!
            *lets u down
            *my turn to be carried and serenaded please

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            • *Powers up*

              *Wears gas mask and special suit*

              I am now ready. Hop on my shoulders so you can see the sky!

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