I left JC Penny heart broken

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  • I'm not macho woman enough to carry you. :/

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    • Well I'm not four ft tall

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      • *Music soars*

        Let's get down to business because its time to train!!!!

        *Chang battles with his sexuality confusions*

        *Mulan tries to prove that she can be a man*

        *AG lifts weights aspiring to the heights of Russian weightlifters*

        HAAGGGUAH!!!!!

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        • Perhaps I may carry u...off into the sunset

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          • *Take me*

            *Faints*

            *As AG falls, the veins on her steroid looking arms become less prominent, her muscles less explosive with Chinese Testosterone*

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            • But u had said earlier u weren't strong enough to carry me!
              *lets u down
              *my turn to be carried and serenaded please

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              • *Powers up*

                *Wears gas mask and special suit*

                I am now ready. Hop on my shoulders so you can see the sky!

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