How to accept that my father is gay?

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  • It's a complicated matter but I think I know how.

    Father: Son/daughter, I'm gay.

    You: Alrighty.

    Phew. That was hard to explain.

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    • I am contemplating on whether or not I want to thumb this up..

      It would have been a definite if you said "alrighty then" so that I could've read it in an Ace Ventura voice

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    • "Finally! I thought you'd never say that. What took you so long?"

      "So what? You're still my father."
      "Well, Alrighty then. Want to watch some football or do you want to do your makeup? Oh, sorry. Was that too soon?"

      In today's world your sexual preference doesn't make a difference to almost anything because that's done in private of their bedroom not yours.

      Two gays sitting on a bench. One looks up at the other and says, "Hey, I think I'm straight." The other gay guy looks at the straight guy. "Good for you, man. So is the barbeque still going on Sunday at 4 pm?"

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