Is it mid-life crisis o' clock already? Instead of potentially breaking the hearts of your wife and your five children by kidding yourself that you have found true love with someone who (amazingly) is around the age your wife was when you married her, why not instead get into Jason Derülo, wear clothes that are way too young for you, buy a Harley Davidson, try and grow your hair long, and generally act like someone who is having a mid-life crisis.
At least people will then know it's a mid-life crisis and just think you're a bit sad. Which, you have to agree, is better than them thinking you're a cheating twat.
17 years difference and counting !!!!
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Is it mid-life crisis o' clock already? Instead of potentially breaking the hearts of your wife and your five children by kidding yourself that you have found true love with someone who (amazingly) is around the age your wife was when you married her, why not instead get into Jason Derülo, wear clothes that are way too young for you, buy a Harley Davidson, try and grow your hair long, and generally act like someone who is having a mid-life crisis.
At least people will then know it's a mid-life crisis and just think you're a bit sad. Which, you have to agree, is better than them thinking you're a cheating twat.