24 and no friends and i've never had a girlfriend

try to talk to stranger on omegle!

i understand its hard sometimes, the first thing you need to do is maybe change your mentality alittle, just believe youre worth as much as you are, if youre this worried you are probably a descent person, so just believe it and start talking to people, ask someone to go shoot pool or whatever you enjoy doing. get a hobbie and find people who also enjoy that hobbie... I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND :)

You are quite a loner. How have you managed to turn off and keep so many people out of your life. Start there.

I'll be your friend.

Nobody is alone if you have alcohol and a television, with cable that is.

Get a dog, dumbass.

Get a crack habit - sell the house - live in the car - problem solved.

I'm the same, except a girl. Don't know anyone at all except my immediate family but they live awhile away. Never been any good with people, and don't think I ever will be.

Well now that you have all that accomplished, with the car, house and everything..

Time to set some new goals, if you're over weight buy P90X or hit the gym, lay off the TV, think of it the same way you thought about how you became successful in the other ways...

You could chase either one if you choose a gf first than her friends will most likely become your friends and then friends o those friends etc. If you choose friends than it might work out one of your new friends has a nice cute girl for you

Don't worry about friends, find yourself some hobby partners and they will probably become friends eventually. Also, making friends takes risk and vulnerability. It’s ok to be an introvert but don't let that title dictate your happiness. You may have to break free your comfort zone and pretend to be a bit of an extravert if you want some friends. Make friends before you start making girlfriends.

Try a dating site! Ever heard of one?

OR go partying or out clubbing...lots of girls in clubs will be your girlfriend just because you earn a good leaving, and if your ok looking then thats even better.

Say hi to girl in the streets or whatever. Its easy if you keep an open mind.People will surprise you. If only you lived nearby i could tell you where to meet who lol,sad.

Go out with work friends, then be social with their friends and the rest.... That is how you make friends. It may seem like you are using your work buddies, but how else are you gunna make friends? Plus your work buddies probably use you as well. hope this helped.

Start off with being friendly with the neighbors and people at work. They might mean of great importance one day. As for girlfriend, it depends on what type but maybe start at a party or look around in stores. Wherever you may be shopping.

I would say because I am also an introvert and only have a very close circle of friends. To make friends I really had to ease into conversation with them and find things we had in common.

Yikes i feel for u. Thatss sad

BE SOCIAL !! Wish u The best

Ps.- If youre fat then lose some weight and get a buff body, if your face wont do it, then let your body do the talking.

And wear nice clothes, smell nice, talk in a sexy voice, be cool, girls like things like that on a guy.

Etc...

wow i am the opposite, shit job, shithole house (my cars are nice tho), anyway thats why i dont envy people with nice jobs and nice houses cos theyre mostly miserable ok theyve got material things but nothing else is goin for them. ive had countless girls and i have many close friends, hey im happy being a waste of space cos im living it up baby!
my advice, get yourself out there dont be an intravert try and make connections with people

its not hard t make friends just keep trying