Soak his sphincter in melted butter for about an hour.

Go to a restaurant with single occupancy restrooms. When she gets up to go to the toilet, follow her in and lock the door behind you.

I couldn't live without my stuffed animals which I care for deeply.

Keep dead bodies around the house.You can remove their eyelids so it feels like they're looking at you.

You should send her one of your ears to prove your commitment.

Interesting that he didn't bother to wash his dick.

It's normal to cut off pieces from a little boy's penis.

It's not meant to be, it's a realistic option.

become a prostitute like most women in your situation