No, only heavy people.

I chew on used baby diapers I find in dumpsters. We have a lot in common, you and I.

You have the right idea. Try a hiking trail early in the morning, you'll usually run across a couple of nice-looking women. Just wait behind a tree and jump out in front of them when they pass.

They should jerk each other off in the jacuzzi and swim around in the mixed cum.

Mmmhhm... sounds lovely. Do your eyes roll back in your head when you do it

I'm eight. What's a cunt and what's an asshole?

It's more like an old abused smelly cunt.

Sure, why not.

He hasn't deleted them. Better be nice to him.

I once had to stick my 4-year-old son's hand up my rectum to keep his little frostbitten fingers from freezing off. He lost one of his mittens and we were caught in a horrific snow storm.

Weird, my pets have been doing the same thing ever since I made love to them.

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It's normal that he's more attracted to her. Just look the other way while they screw each other.

If you kick a girl in the ovaries it has the same effect.

Find a nice isolated spot in a wooded area somewhere and leave it there. Its survival instincts should kick in after a couple of days.

Normal. Women should be more tolerant of stalkers.

Clearly a typo. With.

I don't believe in wiping.

Maybe he hangs out at a strip club after work to avoid coming home to you.