A couple years a go I met my two half brothers from my fathers side. It was very stange for me seeing as I'd never met them before, let alone seen any pictures. At the funeral(Where we met) I was i...

I suggest getting a toy of some kind, specifically designed for the purpose :) It might help?

I've got chubby legs, fat arse, kind of chubby arms :/ I hate pretty much every part of my body :L Its hard to lose fat from your legs when you horse ride and even harder to lose it from your arse.

You're honestly not the only one, I have an incredibly sick mind and I'm not afraid to admit it. I wish I knew more people like you in person.