An unusual pet? Aye, matey! I sail the cruel blue seas o' the Caribbean with me trusty parrot, 42 years me junior, and cuss at it whilst I sip me rum, I do.

Did ye take a walk on the sea, ya sickly landlubber! I get me feet wet everyday when the waves wash onto me boat, I do. But at least I've got me wife, 42 years me junior. Aye, women are a strange f...

Aye, ye calling me jealous ye scurvy dog?! Why would I be jealous, I'm too busy sailing the warm, blue sea with me wife, 42 years me junior.

Aye, matey! I always try to sail me ship in a straight line. Arr! It's mighty hard having to post on here while scramblin' for me compass like a pack o' scurvy dogs, in the warm Caribbean waters.

Arr! Ya dirty bilge rat! I saw ye sittin' in yer basement typing away like a landlubber, I did. When I sailed past yer house on me mighty ol' ship with me young, hot wife, 42 years my junior. Did...

Aye, I'll tell ya who does have blue eyes. My wife, 42 years me junior.

Aye, ye calling me life at sea crappy, ye bastard landlubber!

Aye, I gave up havin' friends when I fought in two wars and was raisin' me kids in France before I hopped aboard the Apollo 11. Now I just sail the wild blue seas in a wee yacht with me wife, 42 ye...

Aye, yer boyfriend sounds like a sickly landlubber, he does! You ought to get yerself a sturdy sea dog like me for a boyfriend, 42 years yer senior. Because he'd have more experience teachin' ye ho...

Aye, lass!

Aye indeed! I sail the seven seas daily and I ain't never seen a sea monster! I see a few mermaids though. I threw me net in the watery grave and caught meself a live one, 42 years my junior, that'...

Aye. I feel ya, landlubber! I never liked ignorance, I didn't. It's why I bought meself a nice yacht and sail the Caribbean with me wife, 42 years me junior and me bottle o' rum.

No, matey! I only went to school for 2.5 years and quit to join the army, I did. I spent me teen years sailin' the seven seas with me sturdy cap'n, 42 years me senior. I ain't got time for the land...

I feel ya, matey! I drink like a pack o' scurvy dogs when I is out sailin' the warm Caribbean Sea with me wife, 42 years me junior. How bouts you come aboard me wee ship and share a barrel o' rum w...

How am I supposed to read that when you made so many grammatical mistakes? If you can't be bothered using a spellcheck, why should I bother reading your post? My wife makes no grammatical mistakes,...

Aye, yer describin' MY life, ye scurvy dog! I becomst a sailor back in the day and fought two wars at sea with me hearties! But now I'm a rum pickled old pirate, sailin' the world in a wee yacht, w...

I went to the ol' land at the end o' the world a year ago when I was sailin' above Davy Jones locker with me parrot, 42 years me junior!

Aye, indeed matey! I find it mighty hard to stand up straight when the cruel blue sea rocks me wee sailboat, out in the ol' Caribbean.

Aye, ye scurvy dog! This ain't normal, ye wee scallywag!

Aye, matey. I used to have that problem when I was sailin' the wild blue seas. I fixed it though by gettin' a hot young girl, 42 years me junior and sleepin' with her while the cruel sea rocks me l...