Kind of...

I usually taste it to make sure it's healthy

Because navy guys are sexy

I got the tip in my mouth once

You pervert

I lose 5 pounds a day, then I eat and put it back on

The only difference is that the people in the fancy university take cocaine and drink wine, while people in normal universities drink beer and take cheaper drugs

Everyone except me

I'm sorry, I lost my composure. It's just real hard, yknow

I forgot to mention, thai children make the best wives

Sounds sexy

My wife always tries to escape. Luckily she can't swim so I got us a boat to live in.

I wouldn't know, I just sit in my mother's basement all day arguing with teenagers on the Internet and making up stories about having a boat and a ten year old ladyboy wife.

Wow that sounds terrible! You must have been so scared. Did you call the police?

My wife has plenty of feeling in "her" nipples

I found my wife in Thailand, but the age of consent is low enough in Cambodia as well, so they're both great

But I'm a highly experienced and skilled lover

So if your dad looked at your dick you would bum him?

Thank you very much for all the attention! I was feeling a bit down, but then I realised it was because I am in a basement.

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