I never knew what a strong advocator for eugenics she was.

You wanna try a little harder or what? You might fail a little less this time.

Easy for you to say. You're on a fucking boat where your likelihood of being wrongfully identified as a rapist is close to the negative ranges!

Assuming that false imprisonments don't occur?

I don't know whether or not that's normal, but I don't think it's moral. I'm more for chemical castration, personally. That being said, I wouldn't feel too saddened if a rapist ended up dying som...

What are you, a moron? I just scream and bang on the door until my mother opens it for me. Come to think of it, she might be dead; she hasn't dropped a Hot Pocket for me down the laundry shoot in...

Not unless you cut a hole in it, like I do to my pillows (42 years my junior).

Yes, especially library books.

I sometimes which I was born in one of the Scandinavian countries. Better healthcare and education than here in the US, tons of snow in the winter (I like cold weather and snow), beautiful landsca...

Don't be ridiculous. I only date underage women whom I can lure into my mom's basement. We play "Noah's Ark" in my bathtub, but we have no room for Gawd.

"Take your Viagra and put your condom on..."

I like to put sardines or herring steaks between two potato chips like a sandwich.

I don't find this to be normal in any way, shape, or form. You are clearly the result of a religious upbringing, for I can think of no other way that someone could come to such a state. This Gawd...

As a person whose intellectual endowment in regards to political and cultural discourse rarely exceeds that of your average TYT comments section on Youtube, I feel that I must conclude that Gawd is...