I'm a zombie. Eat me.

Eleven year-olds that do that stuff, usually grow up to be degenerates. You should get in touch with your inner-degenerate. You'll be happier and satisfied with your scuminess.

Delusional people. For example, I have said I aspire to be a flying squirrel. People respond with "Who gives a fuck?" That's the most support I could ever ask for.

Of course your anus is getting old. That's why it's a geriatric anus. There you go again, forgetting about your own arse.

You really need rip off a good fart.

Sounds reasonable.

Awwwwww, so touching.

Eek, Eek!