I never once implied I don't try to help my friends. I've gone without and bent over backwards to help my friends countless times when they were in need, and usually with no expectation to ever be ...

Well, for one, if I'm home, I'm usually just wearing the bare minimum anyway. Normally just a bathrobe, since I live alone, so it's not like I'm taking off shirts, jumpers, pants, shoes and socks a...

Well, good for them and their smelly, muddy asses leaving skid marks all over their undergarments. Lol

I think it's time for you to start filling out applications elsewhere.

Do you include yourself in this category? You're obviously not of sound mental health yourself.

I kiss my kitty's head on a daily basis. He's so cute and fluffy and lovable and rubs himself on my feet every day when I come home from work. <3

I really hope you don't work in a retirement home, because people like you are exactly why I never put my father in one when he was sick.

I'm an American, so most people here don't even know what a bidet is. I would love to have one myself, but I settle for getting in the bathtub with a washcloth. I take a bar of soap, get the cloth ...

I bet people love being in an elevator next to you.

You may not be *the* most twisted person I've encountered, but you're definitely on my top ten list.

He doesn't. He has his own set of views and that's all he cares about. I do agree with him on several issues, such as increasing border security and keeping jobs domestic as opposed to outsourcing ...