your girlfriend shouldn't dictate what you masturbate to

''I’ve subtly made it obvious to him'' is an oxymoron, maybe he just doesn't get it, try being more obvious about it

it's not that people vote improperly, it's that people ask weird question

i agree, circumcision for non-medical reasons is child abuse and should be banned everywhere

green people? i know Shrek isn't a person but i kinda want to know if you've ever had a crush on him

we'll eventually run out of oil and should instead find a new energy source to replace it

your dad is just a chad, it's notmal

consider cutting your arm off, cooking it and then eating it, i think you'd be into that

give him some space