I suggest jacking off more,

Smells like you've got the makings of an existentialist.

If there's itching and a smell, it's probably a yeast infection or some other sort of infection. If not, chances are it's just part of your cycle. In any case, seek medical advice just to be sure.

I think that your romantic orientation is homoromantic. However, sexually you're attracted to women. Perhaps splitting up the ideas of romance/affection and sexual attraction can help you understan...