Throw some goldfish into the bathtub dude, you'll thank me

Start by sniffing your mom's dirty panties then tell her you get wood when you can smell cunt and and ass on bloomers the size of a pool cover. Next jack off into your mom's bra and make her where...

Start with yourself first

start with the hot dog in the bun, just slide your Oscar Meyer up and down her bum/bun and wait till she yells for you to "stick in my shithole", then you're in buddy. When you cum your snow white...