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2 years ago
Is it normal I feel drawn to "creepy" animals?
Yes, well, that does happen. If so I throw pastakinder down the well and replace him with an updated version. My wife was 12 when we began mating she has no attractive years left, but many fertile ...
2 years ago
IIN That I think keytars are cool?
I have no idea what this means. The best gift I was given as a child was on my year 10 birthday. My vater told me to close my eyes so he could bring me cake. I covered my eyes, but instead of cake ...
2 years ago
Is it normal to enjoy watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos?
Yes, I subscribe to his pornogaphy channel called Heller Ketchen. I often feel aroused when he yells mean insults at women. IT'S RAW YOU DONKEY!!!
2 years ago
Is it normal I feel drawn to "creepy" animals?
Yes, me too because snakes resemble penises!!! The symbol of masculine!!! My wife attempts to constantly baby pastakinder. "Oh no kinder must wear helmets on bicycle" "oh no kinder can not fire gu...
2 years ago
IIN That I always draw penises?
In the vaterland we have an ancient phrase we utter when we hear things such as this: das ist verdammt schwul It cannot be translated perfectly, but in American speak it means, roughly: That is re...
2 years ago
IIN to waste some much time
In Germany we have structured scheisse clocken. Timed poops. If one exceeds the average clocked time a gloved underling is sent in to measure the weight and consistancy of the excrement in question...
2 years ago
Are these waters okay to drink?
I understand very few of these words that you type as a hundin American. Except for the phonebook. I refuse to use it to hide. I just use it to beat the living shit out of my wife because I have we...
2 years ago
What is tradesman pls hlp
What is this? Some type of homosexual poetry? You Americans are all schneeflocken. Snowflake. My wife told me we should travel to America because they have guns. I want to teach pastakinder to sh...
2 years ago
Are these waters okay to drink?
No the waters in America are making frogs homosexual. I know this from live streaming your best news service called "fox news." Their slogan is "fair and balanced" so I know what they say is the tr...
2 years ago
There's intimidation and mayhem
I must immediately teach pastakinder this American N word. In the vaterland people frown on this language. Oversensitive schneeflocken.