You’re probably a virgin too, shut up.

Dicks get softer, tits get saggier, and no one leaves anyone unless they have money. It has nothing to do with testosterone.

Is it normal to think I’m Michael Jordan? “Stop it. Get some help.”

Probably. Didn’t bother to read your post.

You sound like some dipshit incel. Sooner or later, she’s gonna find out what you’re really like, you might as well be honest. What if you “act real masculine”, but that’s not really who you are...

There’s nothing wrong with shitting naked in general! Sometimes when I’m sweatin’ out a big log, I like to listen to “The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald”.

What, you don’t like having an audience?

Boners.

1. There’s nothing “wrong” with being gay, bisexual, straight, pansexual, asexual, queer, genderqueer, etc. You are who you are. 2. Who the fuck cares? If you wanna dress up like the Maytag Man ...

Sir, I’m honored you’d even suggest that.

...Wow, some of you people take yourselves WAY too seriously... ...Fire.

I pull more tail than a retard at a petting zoo, son. Look, I know it sounds cliché, but acting like a douche isn’t going to get you laid, pretending to be someone you aren’t isn’t going to get ...

Is it because I smoke weed?

It’s only normal if you’re cool. 👍

Don’t listen to this guy, he’s giving you shit advice. Just be who you are, don’t worry about trying to impress anyone... If it happens, it happens.

No, she’s a person.

Mexican food, then anal.

I don’t know why this is in the “sex” category, but I like where this is going...

Did you ever get poop on it?

No. Your bed is haunted. It’s possessed by one of those “Magic Fingers” coin-operated massage devices.