That was an interesting post. And yes, I would volunteer to be dinner in a heartbeat. That wasnt a lie. Without hesitation id crawl into someones oven voluntarily.

Yes please

Thanksgiving would be perfect. Id be enough to feed everyone for sure. Who would be attending? Any thoughts on how id be prepared? Sorry if im asking too many questions, im just excited to have a g...

I bet id taste amazing after that. Let me know if you have any interest in trying out that recipe.

I actually agree. Ive always felt normal sized people are the real humans, and dwarfs like me are not. We're simply lower on the food chain. And yes I can easily fit into a standard oven. and with ...

Am I still coming for dinner?

Has your mother talked to you at all about how I'll be prepared? Or any recipes in mind? Also aside from fattening myself up, is there anything else I can do for preparation? I have been thinking a...

You're welcome. I want to make sure you and your family have the best Easter dinner possible. My sacrifice will only be worth it if it ends with everyone feeling full and happy.

Ok. I'll make sure I'm big enough to feed everyone.

Ok. It's a deal :D I'll talk to you then. Should I be fattening myself up in the meantime? I'm excited to be dinner for real people. That's what my kind is here for

Ok :) omg I can't wait. When should I contact you to make arrangements for where and when?

Ok that's fine, probably better anyway. Are you gonna tell your family what's for dinner? And is your mother ok with preparing me?

Yes! :D I am more than happy to accept the invitation. It is such an honor. Would I be able to get your email? I'd love to talk more. Or I can give you mine. Who will be preparing/cooking me?

Ok :) I'm sure I'll be enough food. I feel very happy that I'll be Easter dinner for a nice family.

:) I mean like, brothers or sister, aunts etc. Sorry I'm just trying to to know a little about who I'll be dinner for

Ok :) yea I think coming a day early for preparation is a good idea. I can definitely feed 5 people. Who are the 4 others that I will be feeding?

It's not only cheaper, it's free. :) I will be happy to be attend. Should I come a day before easter, for preparation? How many people are expected to attend? Do you think I'll be enough to feed ev...

Really? :) I can definitely live til then. I would be honored to be Easter dinner for you and your family/friends. I always thought I'd be a good main course for a special occasion! :D

Having a dinner party anytime soon?

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