Thanks everyone! I've decided on young and horny,so all you guys will know in a few years what my sexual orientation is. Bye!

Although that's a good joke (I think?), I'm obliged to say that this isn't the place for it. Try stand-up comedy; let's see how you do when you're not behind a screen.

Hahahahahah that makes me feel much better. XD thanks a lot, we need more people like you in this world! : *

First: I don't want to Google what a zoophile is. Second: I'm not a porn addict. Third: how does this relate?

Lol I get where you're coming from (I should work on my sentence phrasing) Basically, I'm saying I wouldn't mind (I'm still a virgin) anal sex with a woman but it disgusts me to think of doing th...