Wash with Butadiene (iodine solution), then anti bacterial soap. In case its jock itch cover area with anti-fungal like Lamasil cream. Keep the area dry with talcum and repeat twice daily for two ...

The real question you need to ask yourself, as a contortionist, is are you gay?

Did you know that there's a new invention called a wheel. Something to look into with your ugly, bacteria haven of a second umbilical cord. You probably still have the placenta attached. All mut...

I agree. Mine is a 5.5 and I feel blessed. However, when it gets hard and 8 then my gf feels blessed. ...and tempo. 160 bpm at a rave, 30 for the slow jams and 80 makes her cum.

A zebra... like with a Chris Rock voice?

Foreskin = shmegma Look it up ladies... nasty.

So you're ok if a guy gets hard before the foreskin gets pulled back and it tears and bleeds everywhere. Hmmm. Either the guys with the turtlenecks didn't have good insurance or the Rabbi was on ...

The only other time I heard anything like this was something in the story of Christmas and the awesomeness of the conception 9 months before the virgin birth.