Saw this ingenious method of passing a urine test from some HBO series on american crime. Essentially just cover your fingers/hands in strong bleach (sodium hydroxide) and piss over your hands and...

Lol this is not an uncommon occurrence. Try getting shitfaced off some alcohol, then take 5-10 2mg xanax. You'll not only smash up your ENTIRE HOUSE but you'll wake up 4 days later without a sing...