Did somebody say something?

I'm an orthodox matzah that is disturbed by the bacon, would you mind going to a different board please?

*sigh* I guess normal. Why would it concern you? Do you really have that much idle time to even think about it? I want to order a pizza -- who's with me on this?

Regardless, there will come a time when you're 800 and looking at only 200 more years. Or you're 970. Time will go by anyway. So, if I had the opportunity now to go this route, you bet I would. Thi...

Just give it right back to them. "Why do you ask?" is good to say. Then don't say anything. The quiet pause will make them sputter and ramble and feel stupid. Just walk away. You don't need these...

I really don't care as long as they get condescending and try to compensate for their bitterness by calling me "little" or some such thing. I explain that I am not *little* that it is all relative ...