Is it a small dog?

this isn't a relationship forum for fucktards, fuck off.

Yeah, I find it difficult to have sex when my parents are staring.

Do you mean girls with big Vagina's?

It's not normal, it's extrordinary! You are truely a remarkable individual, I am going to nominate you for a Nobel prize.

Dude, she sounds like a keeper, you should get her back, and give me her number.

sugar = insulin, insulin is the fat storage hormone, sugar makes you fat, fat gives you energy.

Half man, half monkey, half fish, Manmonkeyfish I'm super serious.

You've never been to a hospital in Asia have you.

is it a chocolate fone?

You know I fucking hate ZELDA!

Take pictures and video show the cops and if they don't do anything contact the media, also talk to other people in the area who will back you up, believe it or not you out number them.

Good choice Bro, that was a fucking epic battle. But I'd go Vietnam every time, brutal jungle combat, plus drugs alcohol and hookers.

I'm into My Little Pony dominating Regular Show.

Dude, put down a paper barrier, duh.

The things those ladies will do for a cheeseburger.

We spend half the day fucking our same sex relatives round here, even though were straight.

LCHF, your welcome.

she wears a thong on her bum!!! Flamin bloody drongo.

You just said they turn you on fucktard, make sense?