No disrespect, you should check that out, mate.

Exactly. Well, then I salute you for taking an insult so lightly. Now I'll leave this thread as I happily don't belong in this silly America vs. Britain struggle.

Damn, I thought he looked weird when he had long hair. But now... yum! Still, though, I have this feeling that he sleeps around a lot and is generally a d'bag. Well, few footballers aren't anyway.

I'm not British, I'm Brazilian. And I wasn't the one who said twatface. And yes, it is an insult there.

I wasn't talking about real life, these are just celebrity crushes. And in anyway I've crushed on male celebrities that are not considered to be very handsome or even good-looking. I just thought t...

Thanks mate, that is refreshing! Bless your kindness.

Can't you see that 'I am wholeheartedly in favor of disposing of the trash.' is a thought that is like those that come in the mind of people that later commit murders? There certainly is a line bet...

Just Götze right now, but I've already been through others from the Mannschaft, such as Neuer, Gomez, Höwedes. None is terribly undoable in the team, quite the contrary! Lol, I need to simmer down...

You mean handegg? That's like the opposite of football. Nonetheless, kudos for playing a sport!

Uh, no? Guess there is a lot of us out there. I'm into the Germans.

What is real football?

Huh? What about Kaka? He has a great personality, not to mention the looks. His wife is very lucky. He was my first football crush.

Most doctors where I live are so-so. Some are bad and few are really good. Still I like doctors quite a bit, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for several doctors that helped me in my life. But I w...

I don't understand why I'm being wronged like this. I was just astounded by the first comment which wasn't clear if it was something that was happening or not. I told the person they must have been...

Eeesh! Why do I even bother? Just forget it.

I'm not arguing, are you? I'm trying to get facts straight. You can see I never elevated my tone. I know better than arguing on the Internet.

Well, you made it sound like it was something that was happening. "My cousin likes to lick the inside of people's mouths." could be better phrased as "My cousin tries/wants to lick the inside of pe...

One thing is a child wanting to lick the inside of your mouth. The other is actually letting them. That's creepy.

I hope you're joking!

What the hell? Does that mean pedophile? I'm not a pedophile, or else I wouldn't be here considering this weird. I'm neither muslim nor American, but that's irrelevant anyway... And it's *you're*.