I didn't know windows 8 has a airplane mode, if this on a windows phone? (You know plastic Microsoft 40mp camera phone that no one buys)

Parents rarely have a deep understanding of technology so it's normal

Alternate accounts are often against the rules of a website but everyone I know has them

It's the best there is, since mac and Linux don't support 90% of anything, however if there were a OS that has all the features windows does without all it's bugs and annoyances, Microsoft'll go ba...

I expect everything, it's no fun