I have an "accent" and guys looove it. But you can't just get an accent you know? you have to move to a different country learn their language and speak with your home country's accent! And there ...

it's normal to have hair in your knees... but it's not normal that you don't have hair anywhere else... Are you 10 years old??

I think believing is Santa is no different from believing in God. He lives in your imagination whether he exists or not does not even matter does it?