or be like bitch make me a hamburger

yeah whats up with that did you change my password?

did you eat the placenta?

whats the problem?

you looking for some good dick baby?

you just gotta look that bitch in the eye and tip her the fuck over! then while she's begging for mercy rip her utters off with your teeth

your wife is gross she gets fucked all the time by farm animals in fact she might be my mother

smoking weed masterbating and mooching off my parents! i can do all three at the same time if i want

this guy at the bus station put his fingers in my mouth

what about recycling? thinks for conserving the planet asshole!