I'm on your side, my man. It's about time somebody showed these lying, back stabbing cunts what time it is. Run for public office (that means stay away from felonies) and you will surely get my vote!

You know, after reading this I threw up all over my keyboard. My fault though. I new it was going to be a gay post. Thought it would be a funny one. Wrong. By the way, OP. Fuck you.

Fuck no! If she has a big fat ass, nice tits, and/or can suck a cock like a human vacuum cleaner, she'll seem like Beyoncé to me. No matter what she looks like.

Sounds like a great excuse to beat the fuck out of a female without worrying about the cops. YOU ARE A LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER!

Just a typo, folks. I meant weird thoughts. Which they still are. Like I said, I was kind of drunk that night. But no harm, no foul. It turns out that I'm not gay after all.