...that wouldn't work though, there's a PH sensor on those

Yeah of course it is! I have friends who don't drink who come to the bars with us because it's fun being all together anyway, and we don't get too drunk so its not like they have to deal with crazy...

Honestly, it's better to just eat normally haha. It's great that you feel as though you no longer care about being skinny, but letting yourself go through eating too much junk food can be dangerous...

Dude fuck it, who really gives a shit. Dress however you feel like dressing. If people are judging you, they're assholes, so why would it matter? I certainly don't want assholes' approvals.