Idk if I could do it for 8 hours a day. I mean this isn’t a fucking office job, but for $100/bj I would sign up.

Said no one ever.

You're very depressed. I used to have similar thoughts and anxieties, but it passed with time and therapy. There's nothing wrong with talking to someone about your issues, especially a stranger or ...

That's a tad too much. I think washing your hands afterwards would probably be enough, no?

Why can't you keep a job? There's literally nothing stopping you other than a total lack of give a fuck.