Thing is, I too have a pretty long love affair with drugs; it's purely because I have a brain chemistry that is susceptible to dependancy. I don't really take anything now, aside from co-codamol ...

You need to shut your obnoxious, pompous little mouth. Condescending like that is pretty un-fucking-helpful.

You're like Achmed the Dead Terrorist. I like you.

I can spot a person on any drug like a Lion senses a weak link in a herd of Wildebeest. Tom Cruise is one; that guy is a major Amphetamine abuser. Jim Carrey basically is a Cocaine fiend who ha...

Ah, right. So when the female doesn't get all of the attention she requires (which is endless, in my experience), but gives none herself, this is when cheating is likely to occur. Wonderful log...

Like being a decent man? Seems to me, all women want a 'bad boy'. I'm 35, married and had more experience with women than most, because I used to work as a nightclub bouncer. You wouldn't belie...

I had similar experiences when I was younger. Awful. Have you tried eating the weed? Believe me, it's a totally different kind of high; with smoking it, it's absorbed differently into your blood ...

Wow, my wife says she has trouble loving me sometimes cos of my depression, despite how I help her out more than most men would AND be a devoted dad too. Women, seriously, what is the problem? Do...

It's just a taboo, a forbidden fruit of passion. I'd try and distract myself from this yearning, if I were you, cos it's not likely to happen and your appetite is likely to grow more deviant.

First thing was bombs, yeah. Second thing was Iain Dowie, for some reason...

At 35, I can honestly say I love my mother, but I cannot abide her. I only tolerate her because of my two daughters, whom she dotes on, but as a mother she hasn't ever truly wanted a son and it's v...