Living longer and lowering mortality rates from cancer (it's inevitable if you live long enough that it'll come into your life at some point these days) is a wonderful idea, idealistically, however...

The only thing that works for me is oxycodone, best drug in the world for stopping pain dead. I'm a non-metabolizer though (CYP2D6 cytochrome deficient) so aside from morphine free base, diacetyl-m...