Based on my own experiences with police and with vigilante justice, the latter is always fairer and more reliable. Don't rely on the police coming if you're actually in danger, call friends or fami...

I have a friend who collects knives & swords. It's the ones who collect anime dolls that weird me out...

Yeah. I get weirded out when people imply that they are the "mum" or "dad" of their pets. Sounds pretty retarded. But I do also call my cats "my baby meows", so...

Sounds pretty normal for a gang that steals wallets...

Yeah that crap happens to me too.

Stop worrying about the diet and chug some gatorade. Sounds like ur butt is dehydrated.

Totally normal. It means you live in a mall toilet.

Spiders are adorable! I try to pat them sometimes but they always run away. Some are freaky looking though, I tell those ones to fuck off (they usually seem to understand). It's pretty normal (in A...