This is normal. Don't forget to bring a towel.

I just down voted you. I do not wish to be vile.

Thank you for the kind words, good sir. I am a liberal Muslim that believes in tolerance and democratic principles as well. I wish Muslims and Infidels alike a peaceful and joyous Ramadan.

Get a video tape that teaches you how to strip for your boyfriend. If you are afraid to do dirty things, your marriage is doomed. (I do not wish to be vile.)

A sheep can be a good surrogate for you.

I wear a towel on my head.