Correct me if I'm wrong... were you thinking of pizza?

If I can go from total loner that doesn't give a shit about anything except his video games and considered suicide a few times to someone that geniunely loves himself and have a number of plans wit...

Well I'm not saying there's a 100% chance he'll like you back, but the only fact that he hangs out at pubs isn't enough to be sure this guy's a dead end for you

You're wrong. You're absolutly wrong. I don't go to clubs or pubs but I'm still a heavy drinker and occasional drug user and I've had crushes on quiet girls like you on several occasions. If you e...

I don't know. I wish I was a mind reader.

Nails are legit useful. I'd say nipples. Because if I ever get kidnapped by a bunch of sketchy individuals, at least nipple torture will be off the table. Never heard of belly button torture.

Yeah, I want to be a strong independant single dad!

Yeah I was exactly like that a couple of years ago, except I didn't like the person I was. Then I realized it was all about confidence. And the great thing about confidence is that you can fake ha...

Well it's not completly normal but I'm gonna vote it is, because it could be a lot worse. You're like "fucking stupid me". It's way better than cutting yourself for exemple.

Everyone praise this dude

Did you know that centuries ago, larger women were considered to be the most beautiful? There's nothing wrong with you man, even I would like to cuddle with a larger woman like she was a stuffed a...

Let me tell you that from a guy's perspective. "Easy" girls attract a certain kind of men, but turn off the other. If casual sex is something you like, there's nothing wrong with it at all. Otherwi...