Supposedly, God goes back to negative infinity. In other words, God always existed. Hold it, NEWS FLASH! The Big Bang was really the Big Bounce, and the universe has always existed.

Sadly, this is exactly true.

It's just an incentive for them to leave. And, a very cheap way to avoid future problems.

One other point. African-Americans that are convicted in court should be allowed to choose their sentence: Ten years hard labor in an American prison, or permanent deportation to Africa with a fr...

She gave us more info, so I am exempting her.

Cheaters will sometimes reform themselves in a new relationship. But, once they have cheated on you, eventually they'll do it again.

Sorry. I misjudged you.

I promote international peace through balanced military power. The weapon systems I have created are hard to preemptively destroy which assures destruction of anyone that takes the first shot. I...

A pointless life is worth living because one can suddenly discover a new point. Einstein, for example, discovered a point.

You act like a zealot that changes the world thru phone sex. Assisting pathetic men with fantasies so they can shoot their sperm. Actually, you're so damn insignificant that they hang up on you. ...

You don't understand how it works. Either you fuck each other, or you get other partners. It is time for you. Have him teach you the ways of sex.

The number of holes.

Make him lick your vagina, and fuck you in the shower.

That's what I do. Dating is a drain of emotional energy. Women don't really want to have fun. They fake it for a couple of dates, then stop interacting and watch TV.

I'm sorry. This can't be fixed. Passive aggressive will be the outcome.

If you are not over your ex, there is hope. When they die and you visit their grave you will find that it all doesn't matter anymore.

Bisexual females are ok if they do doubles penetrations. Bisexual males are scummy homo bitches.

Watch the news on English language TV. Say everything out loud that the announcer is saying. You do not need to comprehend all of it. This method helped me gain fluency in Spanish.

Everyone hates you because of the way you spell. It makes us shriek and scream. It is like a horror movie of a thousand bugs chewing on zombie body parts. Steve, you are a horrible faggot.

Why are you complaining? Scars are better than tattoos.