There's no need for that language. I'm just talking about my own life. It has nothing to do with anyone else's. Also, why is your profile description so goddamn long?

The children should not be considered citizens of the country, as their parents aren't. Also, why do you even care so much if you're "sailing the Caribbean with a young, hot wife"? Donald Trump is...

I piss in a urinal, then then float my toy yacht around in the urine pretending it's the sea. People who are 42 years my junior often stare at me.

I'm very confused, but chronic fatigue and depression help me to nor care so much.I'm very confused, but chronic fatigue and depression help me to nor care so much.I'm very confused, but chronic fa...

I often tip my parents' when they bring my chocolate milk and cereal down to the basement. Which I eat in my rusty old boat, 42 years my senior.

Okay, smartass. I think all of the Republican candidates are stupid this election, but Trump is stupid in a like-able way. Also, I highly doubt there will be a Republican President in 2016, as the ...

Did I ask for your life story?

Maybe you should curl up in a corner and start talking to yourself. Plot twist: Maybe, you're hallucinating this entire site and really just writing to yourself.

You think your life is lonely and boring? I'm a 69 year old balding man who is still a virgin, lives in a basement in his parents' house, has never had a job and owns a blow up doll 42 years my jun...

I sail the basement with an amputated leg, 42 years my junior.

Hey, when I'm sailing the seven couches of my basement. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a real person sailing the Caribbean, but then I wake up in the real world. Well, at least I think it's the wo...

Uhhh. Maybe.

You are a religious freak who hangs out with cats instead of people, and you think you are a cat because you have schizophrenia.

You are a religious freak who hangs out with cats instead of people, and you think you are a cat because you have schizophrenia.

You sail the seven couches of your parents' basement with a toy boat 42 years your junior.

You have absolutely no friends and are still a virgin at 25.

You have absolutely no friends and are still a virgin at 25.

You have absolutely no friends and are still a virgin at 25.

You have absolutely no friends and are still a virgin at 25.

You have absolutely no friends and are still a virgin at 25.