How bout ya comst aboard me mighty vessel and share a barrel o' rum with me, ya old sea dog? Me rubber ducky, 42 years me junior, can cook for us, too!

Some people have floaters that are exactly like what you mentioned, but there's usually only a few and they are normally bigger. Doesn't sound like anything to be concerned about, but see an optom...

Yes. Which is why we need to ignore this one.

There is no Gawd.

Ya ain't got no sea pokemon in there, ya landlubber bastard, you!

Well, when yer a sailor like us, ya eventually becomst bored of sittin' in yer bathtub all day, jerkin' yer mast and fightin' with the landlubbers online all day! Aye, ya have to pray to Gawd for s...

Steve has a shitload more credibility than the sailor. He uploaded a much better quality photo of himself with a piece of paper saying "I am Steve2.0", that was clearly taken on Harvard University ...

Aww, heyall no, nigga! Whychu gotta be such a nasty ghetto bitch? Tell yo' momma yo' gonna whoop her ass if dat hoe don't get dat nigga outta yo' house!

Aye, they're a bunch o' scurvy dogs, aren't they matey?

That's what I like about kiddos, matey! They're fun to fight with online! When yer a 69 year old virgin like me slavin' away at the poopdeck all day, with only yer trusty rubber ducky to keepst ya ...

Tight pink underwear with rubber ducky pictures on it. My wife, 42 years my junior, loves it.

Genwunner alert.

Probably a few more. Eventually they'll run out of ideas, I think.

There is no Gawd.

Oh for fuck's sake. You've posted this about 4 times. Stop it, you dick.

Ahoy, matey!

Muslims are not a race, neither are Russians, Brits, swedes, Germans, Scots, poles, or Mexicans.

Ducklett and Psyduck.

Aye, matey! I do the same thing with me rubber ducky, 42 years me junior.

When I'm having sex with my rubber duc...I mean wife, 42 years my junior, I like to give her a strap on and get her to shove it into my ass.