Dad says not having a permanent wooden tent doesn't make you homeless. He also said he has serious doubts that you have ever been anything even close to homeless.

Dad says brown was the color he chose for poop, and then says that the "eyes are a window to the soul" or something. I think he's drinking again though, so you never really can believe what he is ...

Dad says rudeness is in the eye of the beholder. He also said if you want to talk about being rude, then quit taking a shit right in front of him every day and he might consider your plea.

Dad says that in 1 to 80 years or so it's not really going to matter anyway, so enjoy it while you can. He also said money is made out of paper, and then something like "if they are so distraught ...

Dad says driving should be fairly simple. After reading your story, he is thinking you are likely a danger to society and the driving instructor is justified in not allowing you to endanger multipl...

Dad says it's pretty typical for scared animals to fight when you drop them all in a tiny cage, with no escape.

Dad says you should probably leave her exactly where you found her, or possibly drop her in the recycling bin. He also said something about "one mans trash or treasure" or something. I'm not sure...

Dad says he thinks you are not prepared for the great journey. He also likes your peoples sausages.

Dad says he is so far off from what you imagine, that it would be like us trying to have an intellectually congruent conversation with snails about the fundamental laws of orbital mass.

My dad says that if you work hard enough on proper use of grammar, your situation is likely to change dramatically. He also wanted me to point out the use of "I" or "I'm", at least 11 times in the...

Dad says that if people were supposed to escape reality than he would have just created substances that would accommodate this.... and if he did, he would probably not design in any sort of age res...