Nice reply, Confucius. You should release another tome of wisdom, answering lifes important questions like the existence of God or when a corpse is fresh enough to enter. Alternatively, you could ...

Haha you accuse people of having a condition with a name like that? No amount of medication could fix whatever has gone wrong in your brain.

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Wait... So, grammar isn't important on the internet when you comment, but apparently it is when I type? Are you playing the pot or the kettle in this piece? I have to say, I also like your logic ...

Probably because I was asking it as a question. I'm definitely going to take grammar advice from someone who has yet to make a message without spelling errors and says LOL though.

Mature retort filled with some solid examples there, buttercup.

*Well, I'm not a little kid, so I don't find lesbian jokes to be offensive; just arousing. You have a problem with licking girls; are you gay? This paragraph is a mess. You may not be a little kid...

Haha okay. Well, this young kid knows that cuz is not a word and has been able to pick up that the varying emotional intensity in your messages suggests some real emotional instability. Maybe you s...

Well, I now know with almost complete certainty that you enjoy the munch on an occasional rug, so that's definitely going in the info bank.

"while somehow knowing all about us". You're saying that I know you, and if all I've done is call you trash, then - well, you can finish the jigsaw puzzle. Oh, on the topic of infant activities, y...

That's one of the more schizophrenic messages I've read in a while. I don't know what a charlim is and why it makes you want to randomly speak in capital letters, but I wish you the best of luck wi...

If you keep getting deleted for spouting trash, what will happen when you run out of A's in your shitty name?

Hahaha wait, so you're saying that everything I've said about you is accurate? Fuck me, that's an admission of guilt if I ever did see it.

Two less a's in your name? Got deleted, did you?

Hahaha wait. So, if someone knows who Taylor Swift is, they're underage? That is the most brilliant logic I've ever heard. There's so much more to laugh at you about, but I'm still digesting that ...

Great point. But what if you can't get rid of them? Just an example, off the top of my head. People mock you (not for your accent, but for being a useless cunt), and you're someone people want no...

Hahaha, glad to know that Taylor Swift is your spirit animal, but calling someone a hater doesn't diffuse the fact that there's clearly something to "hate" about you. Mostly your self-righteousness...

Hahaha, so to clarify, someone is close-minded if they don't like you? Boy, you've set up some excellent defence mechanisms to convince yourself that other people are the problem and that you're no...

Holy shit, you sound like something out of The Hills Have Eyes. My I ask what age you finally killed your parents and turned them into your lampshade, throw-rug and earmuffs to silence those voices...

10 points to Gryffindor.